Monday, August 3, 2009

Come back, Auntie Flo

All is forgiven. You will be welcome with open arms. Please call anytime! I will accept collect calls. I hope you have the right number. It's 1.800.WTF. RUUB. I don't like to beg or plead but it is day 33 and I am getting a little desperate. Don't leave me all alone like this. Please! Flo - are you out there? Is anybody there?

7 comments:

cindyhoo2 said...

It seems that your aunt chatted with my aunt and decided to be tardy! Sorry bout that. Hopefully your aunt will show up just in the Nick of time like mine did. Darn dramatic biatch that she is. :)

anofferingoflove said...

what an unreliable bitch she is. early when you arent looking for her, late as can be when you are.

hope she shows her sorry self soon! ;)

Malea said...

Stop NEEDING her to show up and she will.lol

How do we know it's a she? Maybe it's a he. A vindictive little bastard.

Best When Used By said...

C'mon, Flo! We'll send you an engraved invitation and bake you a nice chocolate cake if you'll just quit being so stubborn, find your train ticket, and hightail it over to Tireegal's place. Otherwise, we'll have to form a posse and come looking for you!

I hope that all our hooting and hollering wil make her come around soon - like today!

Pufferfish said...

Oh that sucks. Is she here yet? Hello, Flo?

Billy said...

Hope she's come by now!

just gave you an award :-).

Lisa said...

WTF- isn't that just the way it goes though? you don't want it to come and it comes, you want it to come and it takes forever. C'mon AF lets go. We have babies to make.