Less than nubile, happily partnered damsel of the sapphic persuasion waits too long to attempt pregnancy. Enlists the use of donor sperm and donor eggs. One fresh cycle and one frozen embryo transfer later and the dreamed of BFP happens. She walks down the aisle and marries her sweetheart while 7 months pregnant. Out comes baby girl , and a whole new life (for all of them). Fast forward 3 yrs. Baby boy is born, her marriage is made legal and the adventure continues....
Monday, August 3, 2009
Come back, Auntie Flo
All is forgiven. You will be welcome with open arms. Please call anytime! I will accept collect calls. I hope you have the right number. It's 1.800.WTF. RUUB. I don't like to beg or plead but it is day 33 and I am getting a little desperate. Don't leave me all alone like this. Please! Flo - are you out there? Is anybody there?
It seems that your aunt chatted with my aunt and decided to be tardy! Sorry bout that. Hopefully your aunt will show up just in the Nick of time like mine did. Darn dramatic biatch that she is. :)
ReplyDeletewhat an unreliable bitch she is. early when you arent looking for her, late as can be when you are.
ReplyDeletehope she shows her sorry self soon! ;)
Stop NEEDING her to show up and she will.lol
ReplyDeleteHow do we know it's a she? Maybe it's a he. A vindictive little bastard.
C'mon, Flo! We'll send you an engraved invitation and bake you a nice chocolate cake if you'll just quit being so stubborn, find your train ticket, and hightail it over to Tireegal's place. Otherwise, we'll have to form a posse and come looking for you!
ReplyDeleteI hope that all our hooting and hollering wil make her come around soon - like today!
Oh that sucks. Is she here yet? Hello, Flo?
ReplyDeleteHope she's come by now!
ReplyDeletejust gave you an award :-).
WTF- isn't that just the way it goes though? you don't want it to come and it comes, you want it to come and it takes forever. C'mon AF lets go. We have babies to make.
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